tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4205142382595082282024-03-12T21:51:11.869-04:00Straight BoardPolitical satire, general humor, photos with made-up stories, and the occasional serious concern.
(Oh yeah; and you get a chance to add to this dialogue.)Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comBlogger216125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-92108094751908307812011-09-26T19:43:00.003-04:002011-09-26T19:52:49.715-04:00Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned...<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iHG3qbutbro/ToEOnQsRKLI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/YLA0MMufijY/s1600/Obama-Clinton-Golfing-9-24-11-600x412.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; height: 275px; text-align: center; display: block; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5656818674612381874" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iHG3qbutbro/ToEOnQsRKLI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/YLA0MMufijY/s400/Obama-Clinton-Golfing-9-24-11-600x412.jpg" /></a></div><div>And B.H.O. golfs while the U.S. of A. economy goes down the toilet.</div><div> </div><div>Remember when the NY and LA Times were lambasting G.W.B. for taking a working vacation in Texas? What do you hear from them now? > Chirp Chirp<</div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-86152528418401628912011-05-20T12:05:00.005-04:002011-05-20T12:16:41.232-04:00American Pride<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OAUccu6lZQ8/TdaS4blvwqI/AAAAAAAAAvE/pUG_NTXceZo/s1600/ATT00001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608831884112937634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OAUccu6lZQ8/TdaS4blvwqI/AAAAAAAAAvE/pUG_NTXceZo/s400/ATT00001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8rS5tS50vpE/TdaSyhPSmrI/AAAAAAAAAu8/Lk4CeNetRCA/s1600/ATT00010.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608831782550149810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8rS5tS50vpE/TdaSyhPSmrI/AAAAAAAAAu8/Lk4CeNetRCA/s400/ATT00010.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KjU9TS1Wa2Q/TdaRn7Oc0iI/AAAAAAAAAu0/B9eRy5Z7hrM/s1600/ATT00002.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608830501035758114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KjU9TS1Wa2Q/TdaRn7Oc0iI/AAAAAAAAAu0/B9eRy5Z7hrM/s400/ATT00002.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div>Uncertain what car show this Camaro was at but love the sentiments. The awesome paint job depicts various components of the Armed Forces doing their job and enjoying being home. I love that the trunk simply states "American Pride" for a lasting impression as it would go by you on the highway. And my, my, my how I'd love to see this beauty tearing up the Autobahn at red throttle speed! </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>God bless the USA and God bless the troops that protect us from ALL enemies, foreign nationals that hate us, and the domestic liberals that seem to hate us even more.</div><br /><br /><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></div><br /><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit; email from my brother Dave</span></em></div></div></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-47385118642833390912011-05-18T12:41:00.005-04:002011-05-18T14:08:59.796-04:00Rest In Pieces<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-etcsVQp4U54/TdP25KjrUxI/AAAAAAAAAus/Jc6GRWaOlU0/s1600/tumblr_ll33qtPEtF1qg3h8vo1_400.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608097422953370386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-etcsVQp4U54/TdP25KjrUxI/AAAAAAAAAus/Jc6GRWaOlU0/s400/tumblr_ll33qtPEtF1qg3h8vo1_400.jpg" border="0" /></a> Under the sea.<br />Under the sea!<br />Down where it's wetter, Osama is better, take it from me!<br />Under the water, he'll be fish fodder.<br />That's why the laughter, he'll be crab crap here, naturally!<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Cartoon credit - V the K, Cap This!<br /></span></em>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-88720457118047392312009-04-04T11:48:00.004-04:002009-04-04T11:54:50.938-04:00How To Solve The Economy ProblemsThis is reportedly from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"<br /><br />This is far and away the BEST idea ol' Subby has ever run across. I think this guy nailed it and give it a 24 missile salute!<br /><br /><em>Dear Mr.President,</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Patriotic retirement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:</em><br /><em>1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.</em><br /><em>2) They buy NEW <strong><span style="font-size:130%;">American</span> </strong>cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.</em><br /><em>3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing crisis fixed. </em><br /><em></em><br />All this and it's still cheaper than the "bailout".<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Credit: email from Nicki</em></span>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-64382065679796164772009-03-14T20:35:00.003-04:002009-03-14T20:56:18.940-04:00Hope-n-Change Police Now Enforcing Policy<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SbxPl7drHFI/AAAAAAAAAtc/lyyckY5KJI0/s1600-h/Bet+lost+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313209173426248786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 326px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 317px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SbxPl7drHFI/AAAAAAAAAtc/lyyckY5KJI0/s400/Bet+lost+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Dateline - Washington DC</div><div></div><div>The One has now given permission for his newest Cabinet bureau - the Hope-n-Change Authority - to begin enforcement of any of the plethora of vapid thoughts and whimsical mutterings that the Obamessiah might utter. In order to do this, they have wired every room in the big house on Pennsylvania Ave including the "second-best bed" just in case Barry mumbles a new enlightenment policy. </div><div>And therein lies the problem; although none of the agents were certain whether 'twas The One himself, or Thunder Hips herself, that muttered "tape up any white boy that disagrees with the administration" on the night of March 12th, but enforce it they did beginning the next day. Friday the 13th was indeed unlucky for this un-believer.</div><div></div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">From my personal archives - source unknown</span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-88142444371893661012009-03-10T07:38:00.004-04:002009-03-10T07:51:52.698-04:00I'm BackStill wondering about the relative intelligence of the peeple - bless their hearts.<br /><br />For those that are either first time visitors, or perhaps blind, I am not a fan of that Socialist in minority clothing that we elected. Regardless, I have been praying harder for this President than I have ever prayed for one before:<br />Because I am afraid of the size of government under this radical of a Socialist,<br />Because I am afraid of what a radical abortionist is going to do to the morals of the nation,<br />Because I am afraid of the kind of "friends" he has repeatedly been drawn to in the past.<br />I pray that he wakes up to the sovereignity of almighty God and reverses many of his publicly stated policies. However, his track record to date is just more and more of what I saw on the campaign trail - rampant big-government bailouts to all but the successful. From those he plans on taking and taking. Oh, and our children, grandchildren and all generations to come; those he plans on taking all from as well.<br /><br />The question has been put forth before -<br /><br />"What will it take to destroy the experiment of the United States of America?"<br /><br />The answer may be unfolding before our eyes through a well-meaning but entirely misguided Socialist administration and their Socialist handlers in the DNC when we as a nation have neutered the opposition. Stay tuned folks, to quote the late, great Bette Davis; "...it look's like it's going to be a bumpy flight..." for the next four years as our economy is given a swirlie. Let's just hope the suction isn't strong enough to pull us down completely.Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-63267245172973679252009-03-10T07:21:00.004-04:002009-03-10T07:34:57.971-04:00Seekers Gather at Church of Global Warming Service<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SbZNeRtAGuI/AAAAAAAAAtU/YbA24tgYcv4/s1600-h/global+warming+conference+attendees.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311517993073646306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 317px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SbZNeRtAGuI/AAAAAAAAAtU/YbA24tgYcv4/s400/global+warming+conference+attendees.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Dateline, Atlanta:</div><div></div><div>Thousands gathered to hear Arch-Bishop al'Gore speak at a recent service in Atlanta, GA promoting membership and fanatacism for the <em><strong>Church of Global Warming</strong></em>. Those who have previously been horn-swoggled and bought into the lunacy could easily be picked out of crowd due to their insistence on carrying hockey sticks as homage to Al's favorite graph of projected doom and gloom. </div><div>The crowd "warmed-up" (pardon the pun) to a feverish pitch generated by Tom's Scientology band - <em><strong>The Crew's Spaceship</strong></em>. </div><div>Grape Kool Aid and snow cones were served afterwards while participants enjoyed focus group discussions on the relative merits of various conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.</div><div></div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: email from me son</span></em> </div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-79519361325871779922008-12-01T21:46:00.002-05:002008-12-01T21:54:25.460-05:00Tch, tch, tch<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/STSiolcl_CI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/64nwmj-7YmI/s1600-h/1220557530340.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275019881688202274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 207px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/STSiolcl_CI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/64nwmj-7YmI/s400/1220557530340.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I warned ya, America. But didja listen? No. You went and elected an untested, "Present" voting, card-carrying Socialist that promised "Hope-n-change" but showed at every turn he was Clinton redux. </div><div>Are you gonna suffer the consequences? You betcha!</div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit - Personal archives from an unrecorded source.</span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-45102723080028445372008-11-19T18:54:00.004-05:002008-11-19T19:10:12.594-05:00Weird Theme MemeOK,<br /><br />The rules are: Pass it on to five other bloggers, and tell them to open the nearest book to page 56. Write out the fifth sentence on that page, and also the next two to five sentences. The CLOSEST BOOK, NOT YOUR FAVORITE, OR MOST INTELLECTUAL!<br /><br />My entry:<br /><br />"After Moses came down from Mount Sinai, calling on God became an earmark of his people's successes. The patriarch spotlighted this most dramatically in his farewell address: "What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the Lord our God is near us whenever we pray to Him?" (Deut. 4:7). The other nations may have had better chariots, better weaponry, but that wouldn't matter in the end. They didn't have what Israel had: a God who would respond when they called Him. And note that there was no promised help from God if Israel ceased calling out to Him. Only defeat and humiliation would follow."<br /><br /><em>Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire</em> - Jim Cymbala<br /><br />Seriously, this was the third closest "book" but the closest with 56 pages. The first was a training manual from a National Security Personnel System, and the next was the music for the Christmas Cantata we're rehearsing - <em>On This Very Night</em> (Karla Worley, arranged by Lari Goss).<br /><br />I contacted my 5 by email, but don't expect much from them (you know who you are).Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-78147822049321726112008-11-11T18:16:00.002-05:002008-11-11T18:19:26.003-05:004 Frakkin' Years!?!?<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRoSijIOrqI/AAAAAAAAAsI/cgHV40NyFTk/s1600-h/ATT00070.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267543098917826210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 361px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRoSijIOrqI/AAAAAAAAAsI/cgHV40NyFTk/s400/ATT00070.jpg" border="0" /></a> I'm still waiting with hope for a change, Barry...<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: email from my niece Elizabeth.</span></em><br /><div></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-48559236689545257952008-11-10T18:46:00.002-05:002008-11-10T18:50:39.891-05:00Metaphor for Jan 21, 2009<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRjH8ed_hFI/AAAAAAAAAe8/fcHYYibTtHQ/s1600-h/ATT00061.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267179605994734674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRjH8ed_hFI/AAAAAAAAAe8/fcHYYibTtHQ/s400/ATT00061.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>The only thing is that I'm not sure if it's a metaphor for the US economy, our national security, the rights of the unborn, or the Almighty's attitude towards our nation; probably all four. </div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo credit: email from my niece Elizabeth</span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-49118814676708991762008-11-10T07:45:00.003-05:002008-11-10T07:51:09.140-05:00I Hope To Take Even Your Change<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRgtIv6rxlI/AAAAAAAAAe0/j92-0x-iLBQ/s1600-h/BO+-+election+night.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267009392534603346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SRgtIv6rxlI/AAAAAAAAAe0/j92-0x-iLBQ/s400/BO+-+election+night.jpg" border="0" /></a> President Elect, Barak Hussein Obama, responds to a Washington Times reporter's question of "How long will it take to begin ignoring all your campaign promises?" B.O. said "About that long..." snapped his fingers, and the reporter was unceremoniously kicked out of the celebration and a memo issued to his paper that they, too, were henceforth banned from all White House Press Conferences.<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084111/PETER-HITCHENS-The-night-waved-goodbye-America--best-hope-Earth.html"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>The Daily Mail</em></span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span>And for what it's worth - read the article at the link - fine piece by Peter HichensSubmarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-21540096185372520852008-08-26T12:48:00.004-04:002009-03-10T07:37:24.676-04:00Blast From the Recent Past<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SLQ0JnfWApI/AAAAAAAAAes/GtoBdLRJjts/s1600-h/political-pictures-barack-obama-hillary-clinton-fake-smiles.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238869606362645138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SLQ0JnfWApI/AAAAAAAAAes/GtoBdLRJjts/s400/political-pictures-barack-obama-hillary-clinton-fake-smiles.jpg" border="0" /></a> "Just the two of us, we can screw 'em if we try..."<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.punditkitchen.com/"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">www.punditkitchen.com</span></em></a><br /><br /><div></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-9352057336496026372008-08-18T21:02:00.003-04:002008-08-18T21:12:09.765-04:00Exclusive First Look At DNC Platform<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKob2oFOqxI/AAAAAAAAAek/XYGXdIUmV0I/s1600-h/00024958.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236028142057859858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKob2oFOqxI/AAAAAAAAAek/XYGXdIUmV0I/s400/00024958.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Harried Reid and Nasty Pelosi gave Straight Board an exclusive peek at the workings of the DNC. Here we see their version of the Illuminati struggling to achieve a balance of the demands of the party's base constituents and what they think they can sell to the sheeple of this nation.<br /><br />Nasty, in a rare, candid moment; "The majority of the media is obviously in the tank for us so we aren't too worried on getting called for any of the, errrr, uh, <em>planks</em> that we fabricate. We just have to watch out for being so totally outrageous that even the nutroots won't buy it. Speaking of which - Harried; remind me to explain to the One that nothing should be called <em>'above my paygrade'</em> when the cameras are rolling."<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=24958"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">FunPic</span></em></a>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-47409495238671816322008-08-18T20:41:00.002-04:002008-08-18T20:48:17.318-04:00Scuze Me Whilst I Whips This Out!<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKoW9gjT2cI/AAAAAAAAAec/KaUVjB3R2rM/s1600-h/00026513.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236022762737490370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKoW9gjT2cI/AAAAAAAAAec/KaUVjB3R2rM/s400/00026513.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Tired of the African Bees, Argentinian Army Ants and other illegal alien pests infringing on their territory, rodents of the southwest United States have organized militias bent on eliminating the foreign threat to their turf. Unsurprisingly, the Dali Bama issued a statement calling for multi-lateral disarmament talks and begged the US prairie dogs to "...give up just a small section of New Mexico that the undocumented varmints could call their own in the name of cooperation."</div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.funpic.hu/en.index.php"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">FunPic</span></em></a></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-87710454467774730292008-08-15T11:58:00.005-04:002008-08-15T12:06:06.647-04:00"Global Warming; It Is A Scam." - John Coleman<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKWnra609NI/AAAAAAAAAeU/_Gu6tR3rvbk/s1600-h/funny-dog-pictures-dog-makes-scooby-doo-noise.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234774506290345170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKWnra609NI/AAAAAAAAAeU/_Gu6tR3rvbk/s400/funny-dog-pictures-dog-makes-scooby-doo-noise.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />"According to recent news reports, a top observatory that has been measuring sun spot activity predicts that global temperatures will drop by two degrees over the next 20 years as solar activity slows and the planet drastically cools down. They suggest this could potentially herald the onset of a new ice age. Following the end of the sun’s most active period in over 11,000 years, the last 10 years have displayed a clear cooling trend as temperatures post-1998 leveled out and are now decreasing.<br /><br />Earlier this year, John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel, stated that manmade global warming is “the greatest scam in history,” adding, “I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam.” Coleman said the theory of global warming is based on fraudulent science."<br /><br />Excerpt without editorial license from <a href="http://www.politickernj.com/bguhl/22291/doherty-new-scientific-data-justifies-repealing-global-warming-response-act">PolitickerNJ.com</a> Recommend you read the whole article.<br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.ihasahotdog.com/"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">IHasAHotDog</span></em></a>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-70342401475516632512008-08-11T19:55:00.003-04:002008-08-11T20:02:17.751-04:00Things You'll Never See On Daily Kos<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKDRzBMZ_0I/AAAAAAAAAd8/6xg7-_8iUhY/s1600-h/021908_cartoon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233413441428520770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 444px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 190px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="178" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SKDRzBMZ_0I/AAAAAAAAAd8/6xg7-_8iUhY/s400/021908_cartoon.jpg" width="451" border="0" /></a><br /><div>While the credit on the strip indicates it was published in 2004, I could have sworn I saw it in 1999. As to the smart @ss comments I would normally <strike>make up</strike> add, 'nuff said.</div><div></div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Creative and editorial credit to Brant Parker and Johnny Hart</span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-64647199585231199922008-08-10T13:55:00.002-04:002008-08-10T14:05:37.713-04:00Bush Spotted At Olympic's Venue<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJ8stAbzJBI/AAAAAAAAAd0/E3CrwOdoOvY/s1600-h/OLY_Bush_sff_CHGH116_20080809024027.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232950443750138898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJ8stAbzJBI/AAAAAAAAAd0/E3CrwOdoOvY/s400/OLY_Bush_sff_CHGH116_20080809024027.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Raising a harsh rejection of all things Capitalism, Chinese officials were outraged when a story surfaced that bush was spotted during the USA Women's Beach Volleyball Team practise. Later, the American President came by to check out the rumor, er girls, er, lend his encouragement to their performance stating that their "...dedimacation, perspiration n the ways you handle them balls gives a lift to all a us back in the States..."</div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: wouldja believe it? </span></em><a href="http://apnews.myway.com/image/20080809/OLY_Bush.sff_CHGH116_20080809024027.html?date=20080809&docid=D92EQ1S02"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">AP News</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> !</span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-1294986485600626802008-08-08T20:49:00.002-04:002008-08-08T20:51:38.541-04:00Meanwhile, Back On The Okeefenokee<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJzpnmzSirI/AAAAAAAAAds/SQ9bd_8oQec/s1600-h/00034602.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232313733737515698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJzpnmzSirI/AAAAAAAAAds/SQ9bd_8oQec/s400/00034602.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />We've only been back a couple weeks and I have remembered EXACTLY what we didn't care for here in southern Georgia...<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: Fun Pics</span></em>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-46699316185872720352008-08-08T20:18:00.002-04:002008-08-08T20:37:16.089-04:00JA! You Vill Vote For Der "One"<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJzjlbCeC0I/AAAAAAAAAdk/gBfaV09qAGc/s1600-h/HighAnxiety18.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232307099150453570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJzjlbCeC0I/AAAAAAAAAdk/gBfaV09qAGc/s400/HighAnxiety18.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Upset that he was missing out on the scheduled <strike>tax-payer funded party-time vacation</strike>, er, uh, <strike>"fact-finding-trip" to some exotic south seas paradise</strike>, er, uh, working recess, yeah! <i>arduous</i> working recess! the Dali Bama headed out to Hawaii to "visit Grandmaw <strike>whom I threw under the bus</strike>, er, haven't visited in over a year because I've been doing the jobs that other American's aren't qualified to do..." <br /><br />But be assured, B.O. left Frau Bleucher to ensure that you still got your regularly scheduled morning, noon and nightly doses of Obamedicine to ensure you stay out of your "right" mind.</div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-20821033138079250512008-08-01T19:23:00.002-04:002008-08-01T19:30:38.319-04:00Move Is Finished<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJObnd36OrI/AAAAAAAAAdY/J6arLzFJXZw/s1600-h/FedEx.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229694694643612338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SJObnd36OrI/AAAAAAAAAdY/J6arLzFJXZw/s400/FedEx.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>For the 2 0r 3 that read this site, thanks for your patience. </div><div> </div><div>Our household move is complete and we're back in southeastern Georgia. Happily, only a couple of broken items and neither the wife or I killed each other due to frayed nerves. I'll get back to somewhat regular posting and my old half-fast wit semi-regularly now, but the new job requires longer hours so...</div><div> </div><div>Thanks for visiting.</div><div>Photo Credit: FunPics</div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-45228650440506558492008-07-10T21:36:00.003-04:002008-07-10T21:40:54.175-04:00New Metaphor for 2008 Election Choices<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHa5R3LsXPI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/ZGu_NZy3qNY/s1600-h/yikers_cheese_grader_slide1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221564534504578290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHa5R3LsXPI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/ZGu_NZy3qNY/s400/yikers_cheese_grader_slide1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I just don't think I could find a more appropriate metaphore. I mean, honestly, we're sliding ever closer to November (the bottom of the slide) and I know it's gonna hurt something awful, regardless of which of the two candidates are selected (the grater), and my country's going to be sliced, diced and julienned by whichever party takes control (what'll be left under the grater).</div><div> </div><div>Am I the only one that feels this way about Juanny Mac and the Dali Bama?</div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.yikers.com/picture_gallery_funny_pictures_cheese_grader_slide.html"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Yikers</span></em></a></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-70993210655259762512008-07-09T07:27:00.002-04:002008-07-09T07:33:45.655-04:00W Wires Whitehouse For DishTV<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHShAiToaWI/AAAAAAAAAdI/cz3srXGbf-A/s1600-h/00032370.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220974898610465122" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHShAiToaWI/AAAAAAAAAdI/cz3srXGbf-A/s400/00032370.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Tired of the same old CSPAN and HeadlineNews, G.W. decided to take matters into his own hands today and personally wired the "big house" for 400 channels of sweet, clear, digital signal. Happily, Vlad the Imbiber and his wife were in town and after providing G.W. and Laura advice on the best products to install, the foursome settled in for a "The Girls Next Door" marathon.</div><div> </div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: </span></em><a href="http://www.funpic.hu/en.index.php"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Fun Pic</span></em></a></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-21047214217204926252008-07-06T21:54:00.004-04:002008-07-06T22:10:22.301-04:00Public Service Announcement<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHF6GsaGzGI/AAAAAAAAAdA/VN2Wwoe5VYY/s1600-h/beer.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220087698517576802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="470" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHF6GsaGzGI/AAAAAAAAAdA/VN2Wwoe5VYY/s400/beer.jpg" width="385" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SHF3nKbU1xI/AAAAAAAAAc4/Orjgm1OcpoE/s1600-h/Beer+Study.bmp"></a>You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Heidelberger's Annual Human Reproduction Conference suggested that the results of recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory was that drinking beer makes men either turn into women, or at least take on decidedly feminine characteristics.<br /><br />To test the theory, 100 men were each forced <strong><em>(yeah, right! - ed)</em></strong> a six-pack each of various brands within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, failed to think rationally, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional, argued over whatever crossed their minds, lost their ability to drive, found they had to sit while urinating, could no longer perform sexually, and simply refused to apologize when wrong.<br /><br />No further testing is planned.</div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420514238259508228.post-60573850809218625382008-07-03T11:26:00.003-04:002008-07-03T11:33:32.061-04:00Metaphor For Choices In November<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SGzv1vLeFsI/AAAAAAAAAcw/J9HNYm3o-j0/s1600-h/00034288.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218809774692243138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_4tDFj1s0MxU/SGzv1vLeFsI/AAAAAAAAAcw/J9HNYm3o-j0/s400/00034288.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Truth in advertising regulations have kicked in, campers. According to a lawsuit ol' Subby filed today, the Republican, Democrat, Green <strong><em>AND</em></strong> Libertarian Parties must all use this photo, this and <em><strong>ONLY</strong></em> this photo when posting any type of print advertisement for the candidate they are foisting on the American voting public. I don't have high hopes of reaching many voters though, since they are more concerned with Britney's emotional state or the latest Dancing With The Stars episode...</div><div></div><div><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo Credit: <a href="http://www.funpic.hu/en.gallery.php">FunPic</a></span></em></div>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.com0