DNC's Top 10 New Year's Resolutions

Porker of the House, Nasty Pelosi (D - 'Frisco) informed a breathless Washington DC press corps of the Dem Party's chosen top 10 New Year's Resolutions for 2008:

1 - Do all those things we said we were going to do in 2007

2 - Call George W. Bush nasty names for our inability to do all those things we promised to do in 2007

3 - Get re-elected so we can do all those things we promised to do in 2007

4 - Remind you of all the things we promised to do in 2007 but the mean old George W. Bush wouldn't let us do

5 - Force General Petraeus to wave the white flag in Iraq by cutting all funding because it looks like we are dangerously close to winning

6 - Enact a transfer of all taxes to the upper 5% of income earners, instead of the 80% burden they currently shoulder (except for members of the Legislature of course)

7 - Outlaw Fox News and talk radio (except for NPR and Err America of course)

8 - Cover up the Democrat Party scandals from 2007 while high-lighting all the 2007 Rethuglican Party Scandals, promising all the while to make a difference in 2008

9 - Sign the Kyoto treaty and bring American capitalist pigs to their knees for violating the earth.

10 - Enshrine the Goreacle as the official US demigod and spokesman for all environmental issues, under the special blessings of Gaia (provided the ACLU doesn't mind).

Photo Credit: Fox News

A Public Service Announcement

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Subby gives 'em the coveted 2 Mk48-Firing Thumbs Up rating.

Sorry, CAIR - You're Wrong AGAIN

CAIR and the Religion of Peas and Carrots is constantly trying to play the victim card. (Of course, if I got my turban in a knot every time someone posted a bad cartoon of Jesus, I'd probably get homicidal too.) Michelle Malkin has a link to IBDEditorials.com and posted this rather intriguing couple of slides. While it might be kinda difficult for ROPma adherents to understand since they haven't exactly stayed current with technology beyond explosives, I'll try to explain it in short words.

You - Aren't - Being - Targeted, - You - Are - Targeting - Jews.

Oh, by the way - anti-Islamic "hate crimes" include things like naming your teddy bear Muhammed, publishing a cartoon, or requiring a cab driver not to require a religious test before taking a fare at an airport. Anti-Jew hate crimes are things like burning down Temples and beating a kid up for wearing a yarmulke. (I know, I know - total moral equivalency to the 'splodey-dopes among us...)

Go to Michelle Malkin for the blog article and link back to the source.

For "Rougher Than Usual" Days At The Office

Boss on your back?

Spill coffee on your TPS report?

Get a ticket or a flat on the way in?

Are ya just having a bad day, Bunkey?

Well cheer up!

SubbyCo has just the office resource that you need on those days. Stick this little red binder on your shelf and access as needed to make many of your troubles go away.

Only $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Photo Credit: an email from my buddy Candeece

Global Warming "Greatest Scam In History"

John Coleman; the founder of The Weather Channel said it folks. Let's see if any of the lamestream media - including his own media child at TWC - pick up the story. >>insert sound of crickets chirping here<<

For full story, go to http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2007/11/07/weather-channel-founder-global-warming-greatest-scam-history

Weekend Update with Ron Paul

"Well Ron, Osama bin'Laden is primarily motivated by wanting to destroy anything that remotely promotes everything you say that you stand for. What part of 'the only thing that will stop him is an eternal dirt nap' is too freakin' hard for you to understand?" Michael Scheur 'schools' Ronnie the Phool on terrorists.

"Uhhhhh, Michael you ignorant slut!"

And the really funny thing is that the RP website claims that he was schooling Giuliani on how to deal with Islamic terrorists.

Photo Credit: Ron Paul's official website

Lions ARE Green Bay's Thanksgiving Feast

This is pretty much what happens when you only play for the first 5 and final 10 minutes of a game in the NFL. And I had such high hopes for a while... Tough road from here on out, boys.

Photo Credit: Web Shots

Hillary Said WHAT!?!

Most voters don't really listen to what the candidates say, preferring to base their vote casting on either so-called "style points," racial bias, or gender preference. One loyal Democrat actually paid attention to the Democrat party debate on the Clinton News Network with the disastrous personal appearance results shown above. Doctors prescribed one Laura Ingraham book, and three Ken Hamblin radio programs. She'll be fine; really.

Photo Credit: FunPic

U.S. Secretly Aids Pakistan Guarding Nucs

The NYT-wits over at the New York Times have once again proved there is absolutely NOTHING in the United States of America that they support and posted classified information in order to aid and abet enemies of the US.

The New York Times® - "All the news that's fit to bring the U.S.A. down!" - al Qaida's favorite source of intel.

Tip of the spy's fedora and the entire article: New York Times

Bonds, Shamed Bonds

Way to go, Mr. Surly. You know, sports fans are a very forgiving lot... If you'd have just been half-way human to people throughout your career and apologized when you got caught, the people would have forgiven you. But "it's all about me" has always been your motto, hasn't it? It's a real shame that someone with the talent you have had to try to go even farther. Now you'll be joining Pete Rose, another cheater though of a whole other type, as the two greatest ball players NOT to be in the Hall of Fame.

Photo Credit: Neil Boortz

Summation of DNC Politics

No story needed - just a straight representation of the cut and run politics of the DNC leadership. Interestingly, I saw an article on Fox News that details how 1981 and 1982 had more military deaths than 2005 and 2006 despite being in "peace time" during the former vice having major military operations in two significant war on terror zones during the later years.

And for you liberal bed-wetters, we lose about 1,400 students per year to alcohol-related incidents. Since you were probably educated in government schools, I'll translate into simple, 1 syllable words for you. That - Is - More - Than - We - Lose - In - War - Zones.

(War zones - those are the places where the enemy you don't want to admit exists are intentionally shooting at our soldiers, setting booby-trap bombs on roads, strapping explosives to their own bodies, and driving cars with trunks full of explosives into schools all in the effort to kill us?)

Photo Credit: Michelle Malkin

A Temp Chart Al Sort of "Overlooked?"

An inconvenient truth, indeed Mr. Goreacle, but hard scientific fact is just so darn unpredictable when you forget to look at it, eh?

Credit goes to Neil Boortz' "Reading Assignments" for Tuesday, Nov 13, 2007 which was obtained from Harris-Mann Climatology's site Long Range Weather. I suggest visiting the site to download the original to be able to see the actual data points. Good stuff!

Quoting Neil's post:

"Here's a global temperature chart from one of the top climatologists and a top meteorologist ... I'm sure Al just forgot this one in his slideshow."

An' It's 1 - 2 - 3 What Are They Fightin' For?

Hamas announced that "at least" 7 people (and I use the term in the least strict sense possible) were killed in honor of his Buggery-ness, Arafat today. Seems that it's illegal for anyone that isn't Hamas to assemble in the Gaza cauldron, but the dead pedophile's supporters cross what passes for party lines in the Palestinian stolen lands. So they kinda didn't have a choice but to let 'em "grieve" and "honor" the 'fish in the typical manner. That basically means beating, raping, buggering, shooting, and other-wise enjoying each other's Pali-presence.

Ol' Subby says "Let's just recommend the Pali's celebrate something EVERY day! And while I don't think it smart to give 'em cash, it would probably be a smart thing to give 'em as many short loads as they would like to 'celebrate' with."

Complete story can be found at BBC News (I found the original link at Drudge)

2 Great Costumes and 1 Bizarre Pansy

From this year's crop of Halloween costumes as displayed over at FunPic

Everybody Laughed At "10 Wins"

During pre-season, Jon Kitna said 10 wins for the Lions. The sportscasters and analysts didn't even attempt to try to hide their laughter nor derision at the thought. Half-way through this season and the record is 6 - 2. Not bad for the worst team of the past decade, not bad at all! You may not make the 10 guys, but you've already given this old long-suffering Lions Fan a lot of smiles this season. Bless you through the rest of the year.

Pic above from the Lions official website. Not often you get to watch a 6' 4" 340+ lb man catch a football and then "scamper" 66 yards for the TD, stiff-arming the lone individual that should have tackled him, and then collapsing from the exertion. One of ESPN's "Top 10" plays of the day indeed, Sean!

Go Honolulu Blue and Silver!

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE QUIZ?

Here's a little history lesson that you may find interesting. Who said each of the statements below? (Answer all the questions before looking at the answers.)

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

A. Karl Marx

B. Adolph Hitler

C. Joseph Stalin

D. None of the above

2) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."

A. Pinochet

B. Milosevic

C. Saddam Hussein

D. None of the above

3) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."

A. Lenin

B. Mussolini

C. Idi Amin

D. None of the Above

4) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels

C. Boris Yeltsin

D. None of the above

5) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground."

A. Mao Tse Dung

B. Hugo Chavez

C. Kim Jong Il

D. None of the above

6) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Marx

B. Lenin

C. Molotov

D. None of the above

Answers:
(1) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004

(2) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

(3) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(4) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

We need to be afraid; very, very afraid!

A Public Service Announcement

Headlining an appearance with other Democratic women senators on behalf of Sen. Barbara Boxer, who is up for re-election this year, Hillary Clinton told several hundred supporters – some of whom had ponied up as much as $10,000 to attend – to expect to lose some of the tax cuts passed by President Bush if Democrats win the White House and control of Congress.

"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Photo Credit: Personal Archives - probably originally from an AP source via Caption This!

Story Credit: Sign On San Diego (all emphasis added by Subby)

Stop! In The Name Of Love...

Barak Osamabama entertained a surprisingly hip Iowa caucus crowd at the Des Moines A-Go-Go with an impromptu, but rousing, rendition of the Supremes' hit. He then proceeded to explain in excrutiating detail how Hillary's leftism is fake when compared to his. Expect this trend to continue as it seemed to strike a chord with the fringe in Berkeley and other left enclaves.

Photo Credit: Drudge Report header - 10-28-07 9:00 am

John Kerry Finds New Employment

Since being rejected by the American electorate in 2004, John F'n Kerry has been pounding the pavement, looking for a new opportunity to take suckers for all they're worth. Well, who better than the National Endowment for the Arts to come to his rescue, now that Tehrayza has cut him off from his allowance? This is a first look at his "performance art" in action on Boston's lower east side.

Photo Credit: Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Truth in Advertising?

Evidently, the Chautauqua, NY town council recently began requiring signage at the Kkklinton abode, iaw various sex-crimes' laws.

Photo Credit: Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Nerd Test - Just Do It

I take pride in my new title as a "Slightly Dorky Nerd King." Click on the box to take your own.

American Disaster Areas Identified

'Nuff said.

Cartoon Credit: Bob Gorrell at TowhnHouse.com

New York Times staffers (in green for the "Empire" state) and LA Times staffers (in white to celebrate the 72 virgins they are going to earn) celebrate the hung jury verdict returned for the Holy Land Foundation Islamic "charity." Charges were filed that the "charity" supports, aids and otherwise abets terrorist organizations solely based on the circumstantial evidence (ironic tone completely intentional) they have sent millions and millions of donated, scammed and/or coerced dollars directly to Hamas and other Islamic "charities" along with state of the art computers pre-loaded with detonation timing programs, explosives, plutonium, Illudium PU38, and various other necessities in high demand by charitable organizations.

Howie Dean, DNC ChAIR and Spokesman, stated "This is a victory for progressives everywhere! Thank Allah (piss be upon him) that the evil Chimpy McHaliburton BusHitler's cronies couldn't find enough privately educated individuals to stack the jury with those that could understand money-laundering schemes and conspiracy theories that don't involve alien abduction." He then added; "Please make out those campaign contribution checks to 'Committee for American Self Help' or C.A.S.H. for short, and send them directly to Howard Dean, DNC Headquarters, Avenue of the Americas, NY 10101. As always - thank you for your wide-eyed innocence, er, support."

Photo Credit and link: Neil Boortz (make sure you read the article)

So There's Been A Long Gap Since I Last Posted...

My job requires me to travel frequently. When I'm on the road, I don't always have access to the internet. And sometimes when I'm NOT traveling I get lazy. Both have been true for the most recent, extended, gap.

Some Things Just P!ss Me Off!

Just to let you know about the state governments that are doing all within their power to bring down this nation. And for all you LLL's out their with your panties tied in a knot over that statement, get over it, jackasses. We aren't against LEGAL immigrants, just those that violate the freakin law to get here. They should be locked up with the worst of our dregs and then shipped to Diego Garcia or some such place to enjoy the "benefits" of this country's hospitality.

Hey, there's a thought - let's ship every illegal caught to some truly "hospitable US location" on the tax payer instead of having to pay my taxes, increased insurance, failed hospitals, etc. I'll suggest ANWAR, Death Valley and on top of Mt. McKinley as starting points. But if those are too unfriendly for you, the map above as locations where they appear to be wanted.

Photo Credit: the NYTwits at the NY Times who are in favor (surprise, surprise.)

Leftards Are At It, Still

Susy Activist was cornered by your faithful correspondent yesterday and asked why she was involved in this demonstration. Says the simpleton; "I'm a proud supporter of the 'People's Peace Movement' as envisioned by Castro, Hugo and Che." Following her explanation and other statements made to the gaggle of lamestream media correspondents, most of the crowd of 47 leftards broke ranks complaining about the heat and departed in their assorted Beemers, Lexus' and Caddies for various upscale SoCal country clubs where refreshments were reported to have been on ice for over 20 minutes already.

I wonder when she realized she used a wide-tip Sharpie® for her peace sign?

Back to you in the studio, Dan Blather.

Photo Credit: Can't remember - think it was AP

Hope Springs Eternal

Opening day, and as a long suffering Lions fan, many things go through your mind. But above all else - hope that it'll be better than last year. Go Honolulu Blue and Silver!

Photo Credit: Detroit Lions Home Page

Moon River

Not really much left to be said, is there? However, just to fill you in on the back story - it appears a bunch of hard-core lefty PETA types were trying to sympathize with the plight of spawning salmon.

I kinda wish I'd have been there with a double-barrel 12 gauge and a supply of rock-salt filled bird-loads. That would have been SOOOOOOOOOO much fun!

Photo Credit: Nikki

A Surprising RNC Ticket Announcement

Tired of the plethora of RINO's that have announced as hopeful Republican Presidential candidates, a grass-roots movement has surged for the Agnew-Nixon ticket. Says Jim-Bob Caruthers, Chairman of the A-N America 2008 movement in Backwater, AL, "Sure we know's they dead. You media folks al'ays thinks we is ign... egnor, stupid. It's just they stood fer what this country needs, and after the past coupla decades, we figger gettin' less politician than we pays fer is a GOOD thing."

Picture Credit: Obits Eons

Subby's Deep Thought For Wednesday

Q: Why do we choose from 50 contestants to choose Miss America, but only 2 for President of the country?

A: I, for one, cannot stomache the thought of more than 2 presidential candidates in bikinis. (And I guar-on-tee that the Hilldog ain't one of the two!)

Photo Credit: Google Search

Creative Fundraising - DNC Style

Flush with the popularity of the UTube "debates," Howie Scream, official DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, night baker and chief bottle washer decided to try another new venue with "DNC Candidates; Who's Got Talent" based loosely on the popular reality program of similar name.

Expecting typical Hollywood softball questions and big props from the actors, Howie was in for a long, dissappointing evening. Unknown to him, the regular Bill Maher audience was swapped out with one from the G. Gordon Liddy radio show just to see if his candidates could tell the difference.

Setting the mood for the evening when the first candidate stated "...An' y'all KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout," David "They Love Me In Germany" Hasselhoff stopped her in her tracks with the classic Saturday Night Live "Hilldawg, you ignorant slut!" While the candidates reacted in shock (other than Kucynich and Edwards who continued to spoon blissfully ignorant of their surroundings), the audience ate it up and continued to heckle the candidates throughout the show.

Bottom line, not one candidate was found to have a shred of talent, integrity or dignity.

Next up - RNC candidates report to "Hardball" for coffee and crumpets.

Photo Credit: MSNBC

A Rovian Nostril Blast

Karl Rove comments on Hillary-care. Nuff said.

Photo Credit: Neil Boortz

Reynold's Wrapped

Used SUV: $21,899.00

Aluminum Foil: $23.75

Friends with far too much time on their hands: PRICELESS

Photo Credit: Fun Pic

WV Monument to Bobby Byrd

Dateline: Wheeling, West-by-gawd-Virginny

As a monument to his long-tenured Appropriations power-brokering, citizens of West Virginia decided to erect a state monument to Robert C. Byrd, honoring the method of stewardship he has favored for re-distribution of the American tax payers' contributions throughout his political career career.

Senator Robert C. Byrd, D - WV, Straight Board salutes you AND your unabashed, unabated greed!

Photo Credit: FunPics

Serious - Fantastic Video Link!

All,

Here is a powerful and amazing statement on Al Jazeera television. The woman is Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles. I would suggest watching it ASAP because I don't know how long the link will be active. CAIR or some similar "progressive" organization of the ROP(ma) is likely to get it taken down soon - you'll see why.

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak=nul


Tip o' the "Dixie Cup": JS

UTube Has the REAL Story of the DNC Debates

For those that haven't seen it, Bullwinkle has graciously posted a capture on what REALLY happened at the DNC viewer question inputs. Take the time to see it before some KOStard challenges the post in the courts via the ACLU.

http://www.bullwinkleblog.com/?p=4740

A "Subby's Way to Go" shoutout to the folks over at The Bullwinkle Blog

Great Coulter Quote

"Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror."

Attributed to Ann Coulter at Bullwinkle Blog

The Church of the Environment's X Commandments

I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Goddess Before Thy Goddess Gaia.
II. Thou Shalt Not Utter Heresy Against ManBearPig, If Anyone Speakest Heresy Against ManBearPig, Thou Shalt Shun Him.
III. Six Days Shalt Thou Labor For The Democratic Party, But The Seventh Day Shalt Be Thy Day of Rest, And Thou Shalt Honor Thy Goddess Gaia.
IV. Dishonor Thy Mother and Thy Father, For In Their Profligacy They Have Dissed Gaia.
V. Thou Shalt Recycle, Even If Recycling Is Inefficient and Creates More Pollution Than Creating New Products, And Thou Shalt Be Smug In Thy Recycling.
VI. Thou Shalt Buy Thee Hybrids And Thou Shalt Act Smugly ObnoxiousToward All Those Who Have No Hybrids.
VII. Thou Shalt Tithe 40, 50 or 60% of Thine Income To Thy Government, Depending On Thy Bracket, And Rejoice Mightily At Whomst They Decide On Which To Redistribute The Fruit of The Sweat Of Thy Brow.
VIII. Thou Shalt Not Bathe, But Instead, Chant Thou Thy Anti-Bush Slogans.
XI. Thou Shalt Support Abortion, Gay Marriage, Tax Increases, Pre-Natal Problem Correction, Gun Control, Redistribution of Wealth, Intentional Pre-Natal Slaying of the Unwanted, Sex Education, No Strings Welfare, and A Woman's Right to Choose as Long as It Involves Abortion - For These Art Pleasing to the Democratic Party, I mean, Thy Goddess Gaia
X. Thou Shalt Not Question Thy Democratic Leadership, For They Are Holy In The Sight of Gaia and Blessed To Be Infallible In Their Own Sight.

Hat Tip: V da K

Liberal View of the "So-Called International Terrorism"

That is, this is how they see it IF they even see it at all... Most of the time, they just tend to play ostrich - except they don't have sand so their collective heads are stuck ANOTHER place the sun doesn't shine.

Photo Credit: This Is London

Nothin' - Nothin' - Jus' Chillin'

Can't improve on the original post cap - "The Real Cause For Glowball Worming."

Photo Credit: Public Humiliator

DNC Announces 1st Plank of 2008 Campaign

Howie Scream, DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, announced today on Al Jazeera that after 2 minutes of awkward silence, the policy committee agreed unanimously to remove all pretenses and make the abolishment of the Jewish state their first 2008 Campaign plank since it pretty much reverses EVERYthing that George W. Bush stands for...

Photo credit: Jokaroo

Rosie O'Donuts Would Buy Every One

Too good not to repost. Don't this just sum up the Hollywierd crowd perfectly?

(Can't make out the cartoonist's signature but looks like one of the Townhall.com group.)

Cartoon Credit: Indigo Red

Republican Cat

I know, I know, "How can you tell this is a Republican cat, Subby?"

Quite simple - let's use logic. Everyone knows that Dems think with their hearts and Reps use their minds. Since we're all familiar with the phrase "the birds and the bees," isn't it obvious that this feline is simply trying to lure its favorite delicacy close enough to have dinner? If it had been a Democrat cat, then it would be scratching at the door of a trial lawyer to file suit against its owner.

Photo Credit: Van Helsing over at Moonbattery

Check out the link - the actual story is even more bizarre and typical of the tin-foil hat brigade.

So Welcome My Son - To the Machine

If one of the parties had the sense God gave the sand gnat, they'd create a welcoming committee like this and the party'd be brimming with new recruits. Nuff said.

Welcome To John Edwards' Amerikkka

I'm a bit uncertain on whether this is how John Edwards currently SEES the USA or how he WANTS to see those evil bastidges, the rich ('ceptin himself and his DNC buddies, of course).

Photo Credit: Shorpy (thanks V.)

Dems Hold All-Nighter

DNC Majority Leader, Harried Reed, held a sleep-over in an attempt to foil a filibuster by Senate Republicans. Said Harried, "Back in Searchlight, I'm worshipped by little ones, and they ALWAYS do what I want. I can't believe that these reTHUGlicans can't get it through their heads that the American people want them to play 'Harried Says' regarding policy decisions..." The photo shows Harried, Dick Turban and Jon F'n sKary waiving "hello" to the electorate while "protecting their rights."

Photo Credit: Google Search

Gone Again, Back Again

Sorry folks - business took me away for a couple of weeks, but I'm back for a few.

B-B-B-B-BAD to the Bone!

Mom sent a pic from when I was learning to ride my Harley...

Photo Credit: email from Mom

Islamic Princes Report Difficulty in Finding Brides

"Since our families have been 'honor killing' so many young women, it HAS been a struggle finding eligible breeding partners for Islamic royalty. I tell you Achmed, we need to build one of these 'SuperMarts' back home. Blue light special indeed! Only 4 years and mine will be of age according to the Proffit, 5 for yours..."

Photo Credit: Townhall.com

The "Eyes" Have It

They say - "The eyes are the windows to the soul."

I says - Imadumbjihadi is absolute proof of this maxim. Those are the most soul-less eyes on the face of the planet.

Photo Credit: Townhall.com photos