Pelosi's Pathetic Pucker-Up Path to "Peace"

A sad, sad, sad, sad, sad - did I mention pathetic? - commentary on the state of the DNC "leadership."

A spot-on political cartoon by Mike Shelton.

No Joke - A Serious American Problem

Emergency services are battling a huge weight problem often with scales tipped against them as call-outs from tubbies in trouble rocket. Firefighters are struggling to cope with an increasing number of calls to move grossly overweight people.



The calls often come from paramedics who need extra manpower for the job and the North East Ambulance service today revealed it is getting two new specially designed ambulances to transport large people.

Gary Wilson, sub-officer at Cramlington fire station, said: "In hospitals they have proper hoists for this sort of thing, but in the confines of a home it can be a big struggle."

The sad thing is these grossly overweight people are usually in pain and they have to suffer the distress of being manhandled to get them moved.

Photo Credit: Digital Journal

Original post traces back to Evening Chronicle - Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Contest Heats Up For the "NEW Face of the DNC"

Howie the Duck announced today that the contest for the "FACE of the DNC" for 2008 has been winnowed down to two. Voters will decide between Shrillery Kkklinton and Osama Obama during the ne'er ending story of the once and future primary campaign of '06 through '08.

(Your editors couldn't tell which was which, frankly, so we leave it to our reader's discretion to attribute a name to each photo.)

Unspecified DNC Presidential Candidate 1

Unspecified DNC Presidential Candidate 2

Photo Credits: Bottom photo - breitbart.com and Top photo - Caption This!

What "Illegal Alien" Problem?

Teddy the Whale announced today that he had uncovered yet another co-sponsor for his revised, Amnesty-International-sponsored, immigration, er, ah, reform bill. Gene Roddenberry did not return calls regarding whether he approved of this shameless use of his intellectual property.

Photo Credit: Altavista photo search

You Just Can't Make Up Stuff Like This!

Actual photo from the Best of al'Reuter's Photos of the mideast for this week. Walling off the Gaza strip took away their favorite targets so what is a terrorist to do? Why start shooting rival faction terrorists, of course! I say let Hamas and Fatah shoot it out. Maybe even give them ammo to keep the lead flying...

Photo Credit: REUTERS/Ibraheem Abu Mustafa (GAZA)

Inspiration Comes From Unlikely Sources - Or Not

The first pic comes from Neal Boortz' "Redneck Scrapbook," the second is from the official site of the Bill Clinton library. Wonder where they got the idea for the "libary's" architecture?

Democrats Announce New Social Security "Fix"

Emboldened by the American citizenry's lack of push-back against their non-stop legislative onslaught to cause failure in Iraq and Afghanistan, Speaker Nasty Pelosi and Majority Leader Harried Reed announced a new "get well" plan for the US Social Security administrations funding woes. Said Nasty; "We are sick and tired of wealthy America taking the money from those who really need it." Added Harried, "We are eliminating all Social Security payments to anyone that doesn't have truly 'special' needs (except, of course, for current or former elected members of Congress or the Senate that are members in good standing of the Democrat National Party). Fat cats in the US should standby - we're gunning for YOU!"

Photo Credit: Jokaroo

TGIF

'Nuff Said.

Photo Credit: personal archives

Liberal Lovin' Erupts

"You're Mike al'Moore? Er, I ah, thought you were, er, Rosie..."

"And you're Teddy K? I thought YOU were Rosie..."

"Aw hell, let's er, ah, just go for, er, ah, IT, anyways..."

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Ya Want Mentos With That?

The Dali Llama is irate; American exports have led to a severe problem in Tibet. Coke Heads are running rampant throughout the country and have even taken over many traditional geisha houses.

Please help eradicate Coke.

(Truth in Advertising Regs require the admission that this spot was sponsored by PespiCo)

Photo Credit: Fun Pics