Nothin' - Nothin' - Jus' Chillin'

Can't improve on the original post cap - "The Real Cause For Glowball Worming."

Photo Credit: Public Humiliator

DNC Announces 1st Plank of 2008 Campaign

Howie Scream, DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, announced today on Al Jazeera that after 2 minutes of awkward silence, the policy committee agreed unanimously to remove all pretenses and make the abolishment of the Jewish state their first 2008 Campaign plank since it pretty much reverses EVERYthing that George W. Bush stands for...

Photo credit: Jokaroo

Rosie O'Donuts Would Buy Every One

Too good not to repost. Don't this just sum up the Hollywierd crowd perfectly?

(Can't make out the cartoonist's signature but looks like one of the Townhall.com group.)

Cartoon Credit: Indigo Red

Republican Cat

I know, I know, "How can you tell this is a Republican cat, Subby?"

Quite simple - let's use logic. Everyone knows that Dems think with their hearts and Reps use their minds. Since we're all familiar with the phrase "the birds and the bees," isn't it obvious that this feline is simply trying to lure its favorite delicacy close enough to have dinner? If it had been a Democrat cat, then it would be scratching at the door of a trial lawyer to file suit against its owner.

Photo Credit: Van Helsing over at Moonbattery

Check out the link - the actual story is even more bizarre and typical of the tin-foil hat brigade.

So Welcome My Son - To the Machine

If one of the parties had the sense God gave the sand gnat, they'd create a welcoming committee like this and the party'd be brimming with new recruits. Nuff said.

Welcome To John Edwards' Amerikkka

I'm a bit uncertain on whether this is how John Edwards currently SEES the USA or how he WANTS to see those evil bastidges, the rich ('ceptin himself and his DNC buddies, of course).

Photo Credit: Shorpy (thanks V.)

Dems Hold All-Nighter

DNC Majority Leader, Harried Reed, held a sleep-over in an attempt to foil a filibuster by Senate Republicans. Said Harried, "Back in Searchlight, I'm worshipped by little ones, and they ALWAYS do what I want. I can't believe that these reTHUGlicans can't get it through their heads that the American people want them to play 'Harried Says' regarding policy decisions..." The photo shows Harried, Dick Turban and Jon F'n sKary waiving "hello" to the electorate while "protecting their rights."

Photo Credit: Google Search

Gone Again, Back Again

Sorry folks - business took me away for a couple of weeks, but I'm back for a few.

B-B-B-B-BAD to the Bone!

Mom sent a pic from when I was learning to ride my Harley...

Photo Credit: email from Mom

Islamic Princes Report Difficulty in Finding Brides

"Since our families have been 'honor killing' so many young women, it HAS been a struggle finding eligible breeding partners for Islamic royalty. I tell you Achmed, we need to build one of these 'SuperMarts' back home. Blue light special indeed! Only 4 years and mine will be of age according to the Proffit, 5 for yours..."

Photo Credit: Townhall.com