Tch, tch, tch

I warned ya, America. But didja listen? No. You went and elected an untested, "Present" voting, card-carrying Socialist that promised "Hope-n-change" but showed at every turn he was Clinton redux.

Are you gonna suffer the consequences? You betcha!

Photo Credit - Personal archives from an unrecorded source.

Weird Theme Meme

OK,

The rules are: Pass it on to five other bloggers, and tell them to open the nearest book to page 56. Write out the fifth sentence on that page, and also the next two to five sentences. The CLOSEST BOOK, NOT YOUR FAVORITE, OR MOST INTELLECTUAL!

My entry:

"After Moses came down from Mount Sinai, calling on God became an earmark of his people's successes. The patriarch spotlighted this most dramatically in his farewell address: "What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the Lord our God is near us whenever we pray to Him?" (Deut. 4:7). The other nations may have had better chariots, better weaponry, but that wouldn't matter in the end. They didn't have what Israel had: a God who would respond when they called Him. And note that there was no promised help from God if Israel ceased calling out to Him. Only defeat and humiliation would follow."

Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire - Jim Cymbala

Seriously, this was the third closest "book" but the closest with 56 pages. The first was a training manual from a National Security Personnel System, and the next was the music for the Christmas Cantata we're rehearsing - On This Very Night (Karla Worley, arranged by Lari Goss).

I contacted my 5 by email, but don't expect much from them (you know who you are).

4 Frakkin' Years!?!?

I'm still waiting with hope for a change, Barry...

Photo Credit: email from my niece Elizabeth.

Metaphor for Jan 21, 2009

The only thing is that I'm not sure if it's a metaphor for the US economy, our national security, the rights of the unborn, or the Almighty's attitude towards our nation; probably all four.

Photo credit: email from my niece Elizabeth

I Hope To Take Even Your Change

President Elect, Barak Hussein Obama, responds to a Washington Times reporter's question of "How long will it take to begin ignoring all your campaign promises?" B.O. said "About that long..." snapped his fingers, and the reporter was unceremoniously kicked out of the celebration and a memo issued to his paper that they, too, were henceforth banned from all White House Press Conferences.

Photo Credit: The Daily Mail


And for what it's worth - read the article at the link - fine piece by Peter Hichens

Blast From the Recent Past

"Just the two of us, we can screw 'em if we try..."

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Exclusive First Look At DNC Platform

Harried Reid and Nasty Pelosi gave Straight Board an exclusive peek at the workings of the DNC. Here we see their version of the Illuminati struggling to achieve a balance of the demands of the party's base constituents and what they think they can sell to the sheeple of this nation.

Nasty, in a rare, candid moment; "The majority of the media is obviously in the tank for us so we aren't too worried on getting called for any of the, errrr, uh, planks that we fabricate. We just have to watch out for being so totally outrageous that even the nutroots won't buy it. Speaking of which - Harried; remind me to explain to the One that nothing should be called 'above my paygrade' when the cameras are rolling."

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Scuze Me Whilst I Whips This Out!

Tired of the African Bees, Argentinian Army Ants and other illegal alien pests infringing on their territory, rodents of the southwest United States have organized militias bent on eliminating the foreign threat to their turf. Unsurprisingly, the Dali Bama issued a statement calling for multi-lateral disarmament talks and begged the US prairie dogs to "...give up just a small section of New Mexico that the undocumented varmints could call their own in the name of cooperation."

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"Global Warming; It Is A Scam." - John Coleman

"According to recent news reports, a top observatory that has been measuring sun spot activity predicts that global temperatures will drop by two degrees over the next 20 years as solar activity slows and the planet drastically cools down. They suggest this could potentially herald the onset of a new ice age. Following the end of the sun’s most active period in over 11,000 years, the last 10 years have displayed a clear cooling trend as temperatures post-1998 leveled out and are now decreasing.

Earlier this year, John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel, stated that manmade global warming is “the greatest scam in history,” adding, “I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam.” Coleman said the theory of global warming is based on fraudulent science."

Excerpt without editorial license from PolitickerNJ.com Recommend you read the whole article.

Photo Credit: IHasAHotDog

Things You'll Never See On Daily Kos

While the credit on the strip indicates it was published in 2004, I could have sworn I saw it in 1999. As to the smart @ss comments I would normally make up add, 'nuff said.

Creative and editorial credit to Brant Parker and Johnny Hart