Straight Board: DNC Announces 1st Plank of 2008 Campaign

Monday, July 30, 2007

DNC Announces 1st Plank of 2008 Campaign

Howie Scream, DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, announced today on Al Jazeera that after 2 minutes of awkward silence, the policy committee agreed unanimously to remove all pretenses and make the abolishment of the Jewish state their first 2008 Campaign plank since it pretty much reverses EVERYthing that George W. Bush stands for...

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Ha! ChAIRman--it took me a minute to get that one! Funny.; August 2, 2007 at 1:13 PM

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