Unsatisfied with only banning smoking in public places, those wacky Leftards have managed to push though legislation that will soon make farting in public a misdemeanor if you do not employ an "intestinal gaseous catch and recycle" device. Only available from al'Gore Industries, the "fart bag" is similar in concept to the carbon offset scheme, er, concept. While they do not prevent you from letting rip, they will require you to pay a cash value based on the quantity and quality of collected aerosols that will be applied to allow those that have greater flatulence to offset those that don't.
Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated
1 comment:
Lol. OMG, my husband is gonna be in so much trouble.... Dion
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