Scientology apologist and practicioner, Tom "I'm So Freakin' Happy" Cruise announced his much sought-after endorsement for a Presidential candidate. Says Tom; "I put much thought into the positions of each of the candidates and after trading in three of my bankrolled life events, I've decided that Katie and I will support Gorlock the Magnificent from the Beta-Tau system. Sorry Barack."
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Katie Holmes parents have to be so embarrassed.
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