Dateline: Washington DC
New Quarterback for the Packers Announced
In a news conference today, Deanna Favre announced she will be the new starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday for their playoff game with the Giants. Deanna asserts that she is fully qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar through breakfast, lunch and dinner conversation with the definition of a corner blitz, defense reads, and proper avoidance of media attacks, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move with an abnormally high polling among female fans.
Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed, again with an abnormally high polling among the female democrats.
Hillary's credentials? She has NEVER:
1 - Run a City
2 - Run a State
3 - Run a County
However, she HAS:
1 - Moved her family residence to a traditionally democratic state where her handlers were convinced she could win a Senate seat
2 - Been campaigning for U.S. President ever since
3 - Learned to cry on cue
When told Hillary Clinton has 'experience' because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef."
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