The wacko's over at the Church of Global Warming have finally found a weapon they can issue with confidence to the foot soldiers of the cause. Each one is manufactured is a carbon-offset friendly factory (each having paid the required fee to alGore hisself for excessive energy use and for the right to use as much petroleum-based plastics as they want). Be warned, gentle reader; while these ass-alt rifles look harmless enough, they are known to fire pellets of compressed Goreacle-isms and those babies are toxic in the extreme to anyone with an ounce of self-motivation and/or entreprenurial spirit.
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