I know, I know, "How can you tell this is a Republican cat, Subby?"
Quite simple - let's use logic. Everyone knows that Dems think with their hearts and Reps use their minds. Since we're all familiar with the phrase "the birds and the bees," isn't it obvious that this feline is simply trying to lure its favorite delicacy close enough to have dinner? If it had been a Democrat cat, then it would be scratching at the door of a trial lawyer to file suit against its owner.
Photo Credit: Van Helsing over at Moonbattery
Check out the link - the actual story is even more bizarre and typical of the tin-foil hat brigade.