Thursday, November 22, 2007

Lions ARE Green Bay's Thanksgiving Feast

This is pretty much what happens when you only play for the first 5 and final 10 minutes of a game in the NFL. And I had such high hopes for a while... Tough road from here on out, boys.
Photo Credit: Web Shots

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Hillary Said WHAT!?!

Most voters don't really listen to what the candidates say, preferring to base their vote casting on either so-called "style points," racial bias, or gender preference. One loyal Democrat actually paid attention to the Democrat party debate on the Clinton News Network with the disastrous personal appearance results shown above. Doctors prescribed one Laura Ingraham book, and three Ken Hamblin radio programs. She'll be fine; really.
Photo Credit: FunPic

Monday, November 19, 2007

U.S. Secretly Aids Pakistan Guarding Nucs

The NYT-wits over at the New York Times have once again proved there is absolutely NOTHING in the United States of America that they support and posted classified information in order to aid and abet enemies of the US.

The New York Times® - "All the news that's fit to bring the U.S.A. down!" - al Qaida's favorite source of intel.

Tip of the spy's fedora and the entire article: New York Times

Friday, November 16, 2007

Bonds, Shamed Bonds

Way to go, Mr. Surly. You know, sports fans are a very forgiving lot... If you'd have just been half-way human to people throughout your career and apologized when you got caught, the people would have forgiven you. But "it's all about me" has always been your motto, hasn't it? It's a real shame that someone with the talent you have had to try to go even farther. Now you'll be joining Pete Rose, another cheater though of a whole other type, as the two greatest ball players NOT to be in the Hall of Fame.
Photo Credit: Neil Boortz

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Summation of DNC Politics

No story needed - just a straight representation of the cut and run politics of the DNC leadership. Interestingly, I saw an article on Fox News that details how 1981 and 1982 had more military deaths than 2005 and 2006 despite being in "peace time" during the former vice having major military operations in two significant war on terror zones during the later years.
And for you liberal bed-wetters, we lose about 1,400 students per year to alcohol-related incidents. Since you were probably educated in government schools, I'll translate into simple, 1 syllable words for you. That - Is - More - Than - We - Lose - In - War - Zones.
(War zones - those are the places where the enemy you don't want to admit exists are intentionally shooting at our soldiers, setting booby-trap bombs on roads, strapping explosives to their own bodies, and driving cars with trunks full of explosives into schools all in the effort to kill us?)
Photo Credit: Michelle Malkin

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Temp Chart Al Sort of "Overlooked?"

An inconvenient truth, indeed Mr. Goreacle, but hard scientific fact is just so darn unpredictable when you forget to look at it, eh?
Credit goes to Neil Boortz' "Reading Assignments" for Tuesday, Nov 13, 2007 which was obtained from Harris-Mann Climatology's site Long Range Weather. I suggest visiting the site to download the original to be able to see the actual data points. Good stuff!
Quoting Neil's post:
"Here's a global temperature chart from one of the top climatologists and a top meteorologist ... I'm sure Al just forgot this one in his slideshow."

Monday, November 12, 2007

An' It's 1 - 2 - 3 What Are They Fightin' For?

Hamas announced that "at least" 7 people (and I use the term in the least strict sense possible) were killed in honor of his Buggery-ness, Arafat today. Seems that it's illegal for anyone that isn't Hamas to assemble in the Gaza cauldron, but the dead pedophile's supporters cross what passes for party lines in the Palestinian stolen lands. So they kinda didn't have a choice but to let 'em "grieve" and "honor" the 'fish in the typical manner. That basically means beating, raping, buggering, shooting, and other-wise enjoying each other's Pali-presence.
Ol' Subby says "Let's just recommend the Pali's celebrate something EVERY day! And while I don't think it smart to give 'em cash, it would probably be a smart thing to give 'em as many short loads as they would like to 'celebrate' with."
Complete story can be found at BBC News (I found the original link at Drudge)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

2 Great Costumes and 1 Bizarre Pansy

From this year's crop of Halloween costumes as displayed over at FunPic

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Everybody Laughed At "10 Wins"

During pre-season, Jon Kitna said 10 wins for the Lions. The sportscasters and analysts didn't even attempt to try to hide their laughter nor derision at the thought. Half-way through this season and the record is 6 - 2. Not bad for the worst team of the past decade, not bad at all! You may not make the 10 guys, but you've already given this old long-suffering Lions Fan a lot of smiles this season. Bless you through the rest of the year.
Pic above from the Lions official website. Not often you get to watch a 6' 4" 340+ lb man catch a football and then "scamper" 66 yards for the TD, stiff-arming the lone individual that should have tackled him, and then collapsing from the exertion. One of ESPN's "Top 10" plays of the day indeed, Sean!
Go Honolulu Blue and Silver!

Saturday, November 3, 2007


Here's a little history lesson that you may find interesting. Who said each of the statements below? (Answer all the questions before looking at the answers.)

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above
2) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above
3) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above
4) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above
5) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their order to create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above
6) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

(1) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005
(3) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(4) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above - Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

We need to be afraid; very, very afraid!