Monday, December 31, 2007

DNC's Top 10 New Year's Resolutions

Porker of the House, Nasty Pelosi (D - 'Frisco) informed a breathless Washington DC press corps of the Dem Party's chosen top 10 New Year's Resolutions for 2008:
1 - Do all those things we said we were going to do in 2007
2 - Call George W. Bush nasty names for our inability to do all those things we promised to do in 2007
3 - Get re-elected so we can do all those things we promised to do in 2007
4 - Remind you of all the things we promised to do in 2007 but the mean old George W. Bush wouldn't let us do
5 - Force General Petraeus to wave the white flag in Iraq by cutting all funding because it looks like we are dangerously close to winning
6 - Enact a transfer of all taxes to the upper 5% of income earners, instead of the 80% burden they currently shoulder (except for members of the Legislature of course)
7 - Outlaw Fox News and talk radio (except for NPR and Err America of course)
8 - Cover up the Democrat Party scandals from 2007 while high-lighting all the 2007 Rethuglican Party Scandals, promising all the while to make a difference in 2008
9 - Sign the Kyoto treaty and bring American capitalist pigs to their knees for violating the earth.
10 - Enshrine the Goreacle as the official US demigod and spokesman for all environmental issues, under the special blessings of Gaia (provided the ACLU doesn't mind).
Photo Credit: Fox News

Friday, December 7, 2007

A Public Service Announcement

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Sorry, CAIR - You're Wrong AGAIN

CAIR and the Religion of Peas and Carrots is constantly trying to play the victim card. (Of course, if I got my turban in a knot every time someone posted a bad cartoon of Jesus, I'd probably get homicidal too.) Michelle Malkin has a link to and posted this rather intriguing couple of slides. While it might be kinda difficult for ROPma adherents to understand since they haven't exactly stayed current with technology beyond explosives, I'll try to explain it in short words.
You - Aren't - Being - Targeted, - You - Are - Targeting - Jews.
Oh, by the way - anti-Islamic "hate crimes" include things like naming your teddy bear Muhammed, publishing a cartoon, or requiring a cab driver not to require a religious test before taking a fare at an airport. Anti-Jew hate crimes are things like burning down Temples and beating a kid up for wearing a yarmulke. (I know, I know - total moral equivalency to the 'splodey-dopes among us...)
Go to Michelle Malkin for the blog article and link back to the source.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

For "Rougher Than Usual" Days At The Office

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Spill coffee on your TPS report?
Get a ticket or a flat on the way in?
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Photo Credit: an email from my buddy Candeece

Global Warming "Greatest Scam In History"

John Coleman; the founder of The Weather Channel said it folks. Let's see if any of the lamestream media - including his own media child at TWC - pick up the story. >>insert sound of crickets chirping here<<

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Weekend Update with Ron Paul

"Well Ron, Osama bin'Laden is primarily motivated by wanting to destroy anything that remotely promotes everything you say that you stand for. What part of 'the only thing that will stop him is an eternal dirt nap' is too freakin' hard for you to understand?" Michael Scheur 'schools' Ronnie the Phool on terrorists.
"Uhhhhh, Michael you ignorant slut!"
And the really funny thing is that the RP website claims that he was schooling Giuliani on how to deal with Islamic terrorists.