Friday, January 4, 2008

Kennedy Clan Washes Up On Cape Cod

Environmentalists were apalled on the strand at Cape Cod Friday morning upon waking to the sight of the entire Kennedy Clan having washed ashore overnight. Cindy Shehag, spokesperson for the tree-hugging leftists reported that the ultimate cause of this abhorrent event had not yet been firmly determined, but it had been limited to two possibilities:
1 - A BusHitler/Haliburton covert operation
2 - Global warming
alGore has been summoned for consultation. Although his personal Jetstream V has been rerouted to Boston due to runway inadequacies at Cape Cod and a strech limo has been dispatched.
Photo Credit: FunPic

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