Sunday, July 6, 2008

Public Service Announcement

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Heidelberger's Annual Human Reproduction Conference suggested that the results of recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory was that drinking beer makes men either turn into women, or at least take on decidedly feminine characteristics.

To test the theory, 100 men were each forced (yeah, right! - ed) a six-pack each of various brands within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, failed to think rationally, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional, argued over whatever crossed their minds, lost their ability to drive, found they had to sit while urinating, could no longer perform sexually, and simply refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.


Army of Mom said...

Bite me. So not funny. If you guys had to put up with all that we do, you'd be crabby and overweight, too.

And, by the way, the whole not apologizing when you're wrong thing ... that's a male trait. At least in my household. :)

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I just KNEW I'd get a rise out of you over this one.

And as to that "not apologizing when you're wrong" thing? Since I'm never wrong, it HAS TO be an issue related to having an extra X chromosome... ;-)

Army of Dad said...

Amen Subby.