Blast From the Recent Past

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Exclusive First Look At DNC Platform

Harried Reid and Nasty Pelosi gave Straight Board an exclusive peek at the workings of the DNC. Here we see their version of the Illuminati struggling to achieve a balance of the demands of the party's base constituents and what they think they can sell to the sheeple of this nation.

Nasty, in a rare, candid moment; "The majority of the media is obviously in the tank for us so we aren't too worried on getting called for any of the, errrr, uh, planks that we fabricate. We just have to watch out for being so totally outrageous that even the nutroots won't buy it. Speaking of which - Harried; remind me to explain to the One that nothing should be called 'above my paygrade' when the cameras are rolling."

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Scuze Me Whilst I Whips This Out!

Tired of the African Bees, Argentinian Army Ants and other illegal alien pests infringing on their territory, rodents of the southwest United States have organized militias bent on eliminating the foreign threat to their turf. Unsurprisingly, the Dali Bama issued a statement calling for multi-lateral disarmament talks and begged the US prairie dogs to "...give up just a small section of New Mexico that the undocumented varmints could call their own in the name of cooperation."

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"Global Warming; It Is A Scam." - John Coleman

"According to recent news reports, a top observatory that has been measuring sun spot activity predicts that global temperatures will drop by two degrees over the next 20 years as solar activity slows and the planet drastically cools down. They suggest this could potentially herald the onset of a new ice age. Following the end of the sun’s most active period in over 11,000 years, the last 10 years have displayed a clear cooling trend as temperatures post-1998 leveled out and are now decreasing.

Earlier this year, John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel, stated that manmade global warming is “the greatest scam in history,” adding, “I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam.” Coleman said the theory of global warming is based on fraudulent science."

Excerpt without editorial license from PolitickerNJ.com Recommend you read the whole article.

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Things You'll Never See On Daily Kos

While the credit on the strip indicates it was published in 2004, I could have sworn I saw it in 1999. As to the smart @ss comments I would normally make up add, 'nuff said.

Creative and editorial credit to Brant Parker and Johnny Hart

Bush Spotted At Olympic's Venue

Raising a harsh rejection of all things Capitalism, Chinese officials were outraged when a story surfaced that bush was spotted during the USA Women's Beach Volleyball Team practise. Later, the American President came by to check out the rumor, er girls, er, lend his encouragement to their performance stating that their "...dedimacation, perspiration n the ways you handle them balls gives a lift to all a us back in the States..."

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Meanwhile, Back On The Okeefenokee

We've only been back a couple weeks and I have remembered EXACTLY what we didn't care for here in southern Georgia...

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JA! You Vill Vote For Der "One"

Upset that he was missing out on the scheduled tax-payer funded party-time vacation, er, uh, "fact-finding-trip" to some exotic south seas paradise, er, uh, working recess, yeah! arduous working recess! the Dali Bama headed out to Hawaii to "visit Grandmaw whom I threw under the bus, er, haven't visited in over a year because I've been doing the jobs that other American's aren't qualified to do..."

But be assured, B.O. left Frau Bleucher to ensure that you still got your regularly scheduled morning, noon and nightly doses of Obamedicine to ensure you stay out of your "right" mind.

Move Is Finished

For the 2 0r 3 that read this site, thanks for your patience.

Our household move is complete and we're back in southeastern Georgia. Happily, only a couple of broken items and neither the wife or I killed each other due to frayed nerves. I'll get back to somewhat regular posting and my old half-fast wit semi-regularly now, but the new job requires longer hours so...

Thanks for visiting.

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