Friday, June 15, 2007

Democrats Announce New Social Security "Fix"

Emboldened by the American citizenry's lack of push-back against their non-stop legislative onslaught to cause failure in Iraq and Afghanistan, Speaker Nasty Pelosi and Majority Leader Harried Reed announced a new "get well" plan for the US Social Security administrations funding woes. Said Nasty; "We are sick and tired of wealthy America taking the money from those who really need it." Added Harried, "We are eliminating all Social Security payments to anyone that doesn't have truly 'special' needs (except, of course, for current or former elected members of Congress or the Senate that are members in good standing of the Democrat National Party). Fat cats in the US should standby - we're gunning for YOU!"
Photo Credit: Jokaroo

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