Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Creative Fundraising - DNC Style

Flush with the popularity of the UTube "debates," Howie Scream, official DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, night baker and chief bottle washer decided to try another new venue with "DNC Candidates; Who's Got Talent" based loosely on the popular reality program of similar name.
Expecting typical Hollywood softball questions and big props from the actors, Howie was in for a long, dissappointing evening. Unknown to him, the regular Bill Maher audience was swapped out with one from the G. Gordon Liddy radio show just to see if his candidates could tell the difference.
Setting the mood for the evening when the first candidate stated "...An' y'all KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout," David "They Love Me In Germany" Hasselhoff stopped her in her tracks with the classic Saturday Night Live "Hilldawg, you ignorant slut!" While the candidates reacted in shock (other than Kucynich and Edwards who continued to spoon blissfully ignorant of their surroundings), the audience ate it up and continued to heckle the candidates throughout the show.
Bottom line, not one candidate was found to have a shred of talent, integrity or dignity.
Next up - RNC candidates report to "Hardball" for coffee and crumpets.
Photo Credit: MSNBC

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