Wednesday, May 30, 2007

CDC Receives Research Windfall From DUI Samples

Dateline: Atlanta, GA May 30, 2007
CAPT Maurice Finklestein, CDC, informed a breathless mainstream press room that the number of strains of viral and bacterial pathogens collected from the blood alcohol samples taken from Lindsey Lohan have provided a font of research opportunities at CDC that will likely extend their funding through 2050.

He then added, "Kobe; over here - I'm OPEN!"

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