Dateline: Atlanta, GA May 30, 2007
CAPT Maurice
Finklestein, CDC, informed a breathless mainstream press room that the number of strains of viral and bacterial pathogens collected from the blood alcohol samples taken from Lindsey Lohan have provided a font of research opportunities at CDC that will likely extend their funding through 2050.
He then added, "Kobe; over here - I'm
OPEN!"
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