Moon River

Not really much left to be said, is there? However, just to fill you in on the back story - it appears a bunch of hard-core lefty PETA types were trying to sympathize with the plight of spawning salmon.

I kinda wish I'd have been there with a double-barrel 12 gauge and a supply of rock-salt filled bird-loads. That would have been SOOOOOOOOOO much fun!

Photo Credit: Nikki

A Surprising RNC Ticket Announcement

Tired of the plethora of RINO's that have announced as hopeful Republican Presidential candidates, a grass-roots movement has surged for the Agnew-Nixon ticket. Says Jim-Bob Caruthers, Chairman of the A-N America 2008 movement in Backwater, AL, "Sure we know's they dead. You media folks al'ays thinks we is ign... egnor, stupid. It's just they stood fer what this country needs, and after the past coupla decades, we figger gettin' less politician than we pays fer is a GOOD thing."

Picture Credit: Obits Eons

Subby's Deep Thought For Wednesday

Q: Why do we choose from 50 contestants to choose Miss America, but only 2 for President of the country?

A: I, for one, cannot stomache the thought of more than 2 presidential candidates in bikinis. (And I guar-on-tee that the Hilldog ain't one of the two!)

Photo Credit: Google Search

Creative Fundraising - DNC Style

Flush with the popularity of the UTube "debates," Howie Scream, official DNC ChAIRman Spokesman, night baker and chief bottle washer decided to try another new venue with "DNC Candidates; Who's Got Talent" based loosely on the popular reality program of similar name.

Expecting typical Hollywood softball questions and big props from the actors, Howie was in for a long, dissappointing evening. Unknown to him, the regular Bill Maher audience was swapped out with one from the G. Gordon Liddy radio show just to see if his candidates could tell the difference.

Setting the mood for the evening when the first candidate stated "...An' y'all KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout," David "They Love Me In Germany" Hasselhoff stopped her in her tracks with the classic Saturday Night Live "Hilldawg, you ignorant slut!" While the candidates reacted in shock (other than Kucynich and Edwards who continued to spoon blissfully ignorant of their surroundings), the audience ate it up and continued to heckle the candidates throughout the show.

Bottom line, not one candidate was found to have a shred of talent, integrity or dignity.

Next up - RNC candidates report to "Hardball" for coffee and crumpets.

Photo Credit: MSNBC

A Rovian Nostril Blast

Karl Rove comments on Hillary-care. Nuff said.

Photo Credit: Neil Boortz

Reynold's Wrapped

Used SUV: $21,899.00

Aluminum Foil: $23.75

Friends with far too much time on their hands: PRICELESS

Photo Credit: Fun Pic

WV Monument to Bobby Byrd

Dateline: Wheeling, West-by-gawd-Virginny

As a monument to his long-tenured Appropriations power-brokering, citizens of West Virginia decided to erect a state monument to Robert C. Byrd, honoring the method of stewardship he has favored for re-distribution of the American tax payers' contributions throughout his political career career.

Senator Robert C. Byrd, D - WV, Straight Board salutes you AND your unabashed, unabated greed!

Photo Credit: FunPics

Serious - Fantastic Video Link!

All,

Here is a powerful and amazing statement on Al Jazeera television. The woman is Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles. I would suggest watching it ASAP because I don't know how long the link will be active. CAIR or some similar "progressive" organization of the ROP(ma) is likely to get it taken down soon - you'll see why.

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak=nul


Tip o' the "Dixie Cup": JS

UTube Has the REAL Story of the DNC Debates

For those that haven't seen it, Bullwinkle has graciously posted a capture on what REALLY happened at the DNC viewer question inputs. Take the time to see it before some KOStard challenges the post in the courts via the ACLU.

http://www.bullwinkleblog.com/?p=4740

A "Subby's Way to Go" shoutout to the folks over at The Bullwinkle Blog

Great Coulter Quote

"Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror."

Attributed to Ann Coulter at Bullwinkle Blog

The Church of the Environment's X Commandments

I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Goddess Before Thy Goddess Gaia.
II. Thou Shalt Not Utter Heresy Against ManBearPig, If Anyone Speakest Heresy Against ManBearPig, Thou Shalt Shun Him.
III. Six Days Shalt Thou Labor For The Democratic Party, But The Seventh Day Shalt Be Thy Day of Rest, And Thou Shalt Honor Thy Goddess Gaia.
IV. Dishonor Thy Mother and Thy Father, For In Their Profligacy They Have Dissed Gaia.
V. Thou Shalt Recycle, Even If Recycling Is Inefficient and Creates More Pollution Than Creating New Products, And Thou Shalt Be Smug In Thy Recycling.
VI. Thou Shalt Buy Thee Hybrids And Thou Shalt Act Smugly ObnoxiousToward All Those Who Have No Hybrids.
VII. Thou Shalt Tithe 40, 50 or 60% of Thine Income To Thy Government, Depending On Thy Bracket, And Rejoice Mightily At Whomst They Decide On Which To Redistribute The Fruit of The Sweat Of Thy Brow.
VIII. Thou Shalt Not Bathe, But Instead, Chant Thou Thy Anti-Bush Slogans.
XI. Thou Shalt Support Abortion, Gay Marriage, Tax Increases, Pre-Natal Problem Correction, Gun Control, Redistribution of Wealth, Intentional Pre-Natal Slaying of the Unwanted, Sex Education, No Strings Welfare, and A Woman's Right to Choose as Long as It Involves Abortion - For These Art Pleasing to the Democratic Party, I mean, Thy Goddess Gaia
X. Thou Shalt Not Question Thy Democratic Leadership, For They Are Holy In The Sight of Gaia and Blessed To Be Infallible In Their Own Sight.

Hat Tip: V da K

Liberal View of the "So-Called International Terrorism"

That is, this is how they see it IF they even see it at all... Most of the time, they just tend to play ostrich - except they don't have sand so their collective heads are stuck ANOTHER place the sun doesn't shine.

Photo Credit: This Is London