Thursday, March 27, 2008

Official "Food of the Senate" Unveiled

Senate Majority Leader, Harried Reed, (Tin-foil Ass-hat, Nevada), announced Thursday that although previously undesignated, the majority party had selected an official food product as representative to Senate legislative efforts due to a 'minor' campaign war chest donation by Armour Meat Products, Inc. Unimpressed, President George W. Bush immediately promised to veto the designation. Said W; "America can no longer afford your dinner bill."

Photo Credit: Baboon Pirates

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