Hope-n-Change Police Now Enforcing Policy

Dateline - Washington DC

The One has now given permission for his newest Cabinet bureau - the Hope-n-Change Authority - to begin enforcement of any of the plethora of vapid thoughts and whimsical mutterings that the Obamessiah might utter. In order to do this, they have wired every room in the big house on Pennsylvania Ave including the "second-best bed" just in case Barry mumbles a new enlightenment policy.

And therein lies the problem; although none of the agents were certain whether 'twas The One himself, or Thunder Hips herself, that muttered "tape up any white boy that disagrees with the administration" on the night of March 12th, but enforce it they did beginning the next day. Friday the 13th was indeed unlucky for this un-believer.

From my personal archives - source unknown

I'm Back

Still wondering about the relative intelligence of the peeple - bless their hearts.

For those that are either first time visitors, or perhaps blind, I am not a fan of that Socialist in minority clothing that we elected. Regardless, I have been praying harder for this President than I have ever prayed for one before:
Because I am afraid of the size of government under this radical of a Socialist,
Because I am afraid of what a radical abortionist is going to do to the morals of the nation,
Because I am afraid of the kind of "friends" he has repeatedly been drawn to in the past.
I pray that he wakes up to the sovereignity of almighty God and reverses many of his publicly stated policies. However, his track record to date is just more and more of what I saw on the campaign trail - rampant big-government bailouts to all but the successful. From those he plans on taking and taking. Oh, and our children, grandchildren and all generations to come; those he plans on taking all from as well.

The question has been put forth before -

"What will it take to destroy the experiment of the United States of America?"

The answer may be unfolding before our eyes through a well-meaning but entirely misguided Socialist administration and their Socialist handlers in the DNC when we as a nation have neutered the opposition. Stay tuned folks, to quote the late, great Bette Davis; "...it look's like it's going to be a bumpy flight..." for the next four years as our economy is given a swirlie. Let's just hope the suction isn't strong enough to pull us down completely.

Seekers Gather at Church of Global Warming Service

Dateline, Atlanta:

Thousands gathered to hear Arch-Bishop al'Gore speak at a recent service in Atlanta, GA promoting membership and fanatacism for the Church of Global Warming. Those who have previously been horn-swoggled and bought into the lunacy could easily be picked out of crowd due to their insistence on carrying hockey sticks as homage to Al's favorite graph of projected doom and gloom.

The crowd "warmed-up" (pardon the pun) to a feverish pitch generated by Tom's Scientology band - The Crew's Spaceship.

Grape Kool Aid and snow cones were served afterwards while participants enjoyed focus group discussions on the relative merits of various conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

Photo Credit: email from me son