An unnamed Clinton staffer informed the press that Shrillary has found a place in her war room for both John Edwords and Barak Obamasama following late night negotiations.
"It all began when they acknowledged the need to kneel before her highness, and, well, what can I say? Ms. Clinton simply forced them to a 'meeting of the minds' so to speak."
When pressed for details, she denied any knowledge of where they went following the meeting, and neither the Edwords nor Obamasama campaigns have replied to the allegations.
The staffer did ask that no one put anything down on the new coffee table because "Edwords" is still a bit unstable after the week he had.
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