Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Barbaro Boxer's Botox aBandons Her

Babaro Boxer, Queen of Botoxia, shocked the audience and her host on Late Fright with David Lettermen last night.
Encouraged to "give us a riff" after she boasted of her accomplishments on the guitar, Babs proceeded to pick up an axe and hit it hard. However, while she was doing a fret run into the highest ranges, the reverb apparently resonated with her recent botox injections and caused catastrophic failure of the botox's adherence to human tissue. This resulted in an instantaneous reversal of decades of injection therapy and a reversion to her true self. David later quipped that it "...was like watching the final act in the Dorian Grey movie, only far more hideous."

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