Speaker Pelosi Announces "Support for the Troops"

Speaker of the House, Nasty Pelosi, announced the newest version of the Democrat-controlled House "plan" regarding the troop deployment. "It is totally unfair of the right-wing media to throw out accusations that the DNP is anti-war and against the troops. We categorically deny this. In fact, we support the troops whole-heartedly;
The Iraqi-insurgency troops,
The Iranian troops,
The Hamas and Fatah troops (but only when they aren't killing each other),
The Syrian government-backed Hizbollah troops,
etc., etc., etc."

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