Straight Board

Friday, April 27, 2007

Senate majority leader, Sen. Harried (Surrenderist, NV), unveiled today the latest DNC scheme to deflect blame for running away; make that the latest DNC plan for "ha hah hah heh, er, uh, mmmmm, victory, yes, that's it; VICtory, in Iraq!" Demanding "...that evil chimp, BusHitler better quickly sign the emergency war allocation of spinach and other pork products appropriations bill into law..." Harried noted that the $327.59 included for .45 caliber reloads was desperately needed by those "...military saps that got stuck in Iraq due to a lack of education."

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I spent 21 years in the US Navy driving submarines, hence my chosen nickname. "Straight Board" is the last standard report given by a Chief of the Watch before the order is given to submerge the submarine. It is shorthand terminology that informs the Officer of the Deck that all hull openings are shut so he can have a high degree of confidence that once under water, he won't have the sea entering his "people tank" uninvited. We'll see where this blog goes together, but for now; "Straight Board - DIVE, DIVE"

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