al'Gore announced today that he had decided to run for President again, based on the adulation he received in Hollyweird. He also displayed the picture above as a pre-emptive strategy to dispute allegations that he was a flip-flopper ala John F'n Kerry. (The reading public will remember that al claimed it would take the above scenario to coax him into another go at the Oval Office.)When asked about how he could square this occurence with his "Inconvenient Truth," al just smiled woodenly and suggested "the proper payment of carbon offsets..." He then kissed Tipper, and said "That should answer all questions..."
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