Shrillary Clinton, seen here leaving Sunday morning Easter services, had no comment when questioned by reporters on why Bill had not attended with her.

On assurances of anonymity, a spokesman stated that he had been "cattin' around" for days and the Shrill was a bit testy over it. He further stated that "...while her bark is usually worse than her bite, it currently is reversed so I'd suggest not pushing the bea-yotch too far."

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